Old, and getting Older

So I received a disturbing mail this past week, from the AARP.

Apparently I am eligible to join. Actually, the letter said I have been eligible to join the AARP for some time now, but have yet to take advantage...

How is that possible?

I don't even know what I want to be when I grow up!

Maybe I don't have the same fire I had when I was 25, but I am not ready to retire yet.

Software I have written has yet to change the world, though it has been noticed

AARP, SCHMAARP. I have yet much to accomplish before I retire!